Sunday, April 20, 2008

"Rent A Purse"

I don't know about you but this seems like a sure way to kill your husband. I came across the strangest website this morning I have ever seen.

It is a site to rent purses. Thats right, you don't buy them you rent them, by the month, for however long you want them. I saw ones that rent for $500.00 per month. I am thinking "Just what in hell are these purses made of?" I have never paid anything close to $500.00 for a purse, one that would then be mine, for all of eternity, let alone consider renting one by the month. If you decide to keep this purse for a year, that $6,000.00, and by God, you have to send the darn thing back, it is not yours.

If I were to do this my husband would fall dead. I could just hear me saying "But honey, I really really like it. Oh look, it is all hand painted and everything." This would be the point he would have me evaluated at the nearest psych facility. In fact, I just bought a new purse at J.C. Pennys not long ago. It was on sale for $39.99. He thought it was very expensive, but if I really wanted it "sure, go ahead and get it."

I thought this Rent A Purse deal was shocking......

But then, I bought a National Enquirer (this is what you read when you stop blogging, pretty sad) and read where Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, sucks on a $17,000.00 pacifier. And you know, pacifiers aren't even real. They are the definition of dishonesty. Babies think they are getting a drink when they are getting nothing at all. She is getting nothing but fooled, and her mother paid $17,000.00 for that to happen. I guess when she figures out she is just being tricked, she can take out her frustration by picking up her $11,000.00 rattle and just shaking the shit out of it.